Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
LEFOU
Darn right.
GASTON
No one says "no" to Gaston! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
LEFOU
More beer?
GASTON
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
LEFOU
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
LEFOU
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
LEFOU AND CHORUS
No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston
LEFOU
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
GASTON
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
LEFOU AND CHORUS
My what a guy, that Gaston! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"
LEFOU
Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips
CHORUS
No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston
LEFOU
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
BIMBETTES
For there's no one as burly and brawny
GASTON
As you see I've got biceps to spare
LEFOU
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
GASTON
That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
CHORUS
No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston
LEFOU
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
GASTON
I'm espcially good at expectorating! Ptoooie!
CHORUS
Ten points for Gaston!
GASTON
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
CHORUS
Oh, ahhh, wow! My what a guy, that Gaston! No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston
LEFOU
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
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Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
LEFOU
Darn right.
GASTON
No one says "no" to Gaston! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
LEFOU
More beer?
GASTON
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
LEFOU
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
LEFOU
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
LEFOU AND CHORUS
No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston
LEFOU
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
GASTON
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
LEFOU AND CHORUS
My what a guy, that Gaston! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"
LEFOU
Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips
CHORUS
No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston
LEFOU
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
BIMBETTES
For there's no one as burly and brawny
GASTON
As you see I've got biceps to spare
LEFOU
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
GASTON
That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
CHORUS
No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston
LEFOU
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
GASTON
I'm espcially good at expectorating! Ptoooie!
CHORUS
Ten points for Gaston!
GASTON
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
CHORUS
Oh, ahhh, wow! My what a guy, that Gaston! No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston
LEFOU
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
GASTON
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
CHORUS
My what a guy, Gaston!
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