Louise I wish Momma would marry a plain man so we could all be together... If Momma was married We'd live in a house As private as private can be Just Momma, three ducks, five canaries, A mouse, two monkeys, one father, six turtles And me... If Momma was married
June If Momma was married I'd jump in the air And give all my toe shoes to you I'd get all those hair ribbons Out of my hair And once and for all I'd get Momma out too... If Momma was married
Louise You've done it before
June Without much success!
Both Momma, God speed and God bless We're not keeping score What's one more or less Oh, Momma, say: yes And waltz down the hall While you may
Louise I'll gladly support you I'll even escort you...
June And I'd gladly give you away
Both Oh,. Momma, get married today!
June If Momma was married there wouldn't be anymore: "Let me entertain you, let me make you smile! I would do some kicks!"
Louise "I would do some tricks!"
June Sing out, Louise!
Louise Smile, baby! Momma, please take our advice We aren't The Lunts
June I'm not Fanny Brice
Both Momma, we'll buy you the rice If only this once You wouldn't think twice It could be so nice If Momma got married to stay
Louise But Momma gets married
June And...
Louise Married
June And...
Louise Married
Both And never gets carried away Oh, Momma... Oh, Momma... Oh, Momma... Get married today!
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June If Momma was married I'd jump in the air And give all my toe shoes to you I'd get all those hair ribbons Out of my hair And once and for all I'd get Momma out too... If Momma was married
Louise You've done it before
June Without much success!
Both Momma, God speed and God bless We're not keeping score What's one more or less Oh, Momma, say: yes And waltz down the hall While you may
Louise I'll gladly support you I'll even escort you...
June And I'd gladly give you away
Both Oh,. Momma, get married today!
June If Momma was married there wouldn't be anymore: "Let me entertain you, let me make you smile! I would do some kicks!"
Louise "I would do some tricks!"
June Sing out, Louise!
Louise Smile, baby! Momma, please take our advice We aren't The Lunts
June I'm not Fanny Brice
Both Momma, we'll buy you the rice If only this once You wouldn't think twice It could be so nice If Momma got married to stay
Louise But Momma gets married
June And...
Louise Married
June And...
Louise Married
Both And never gets carried away Oh, Momma... Oh, Momma... Oh, Momma... Get married today!
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