I know a waitress
At Tasty Diner
She makes it easy to order food
She makes the specials
Sound really special
She makes it easy to get over you, I think
I'm feeling fatter
We used to eat at home
But now I've got no one to cook a healthy meal
I like that waitress
She isn't eating me
But she knows I need more than food to help me heal
Under a shit stained moon
I stink of you
I can't escape this
Break-up residue
Stuck like glue
Under a shit stained moon
I go to parties
I really live it up
I show the ladies what a superstar can be
I'll drink a gallon
Before they make me stop
But everybody knows I'm faking everything
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At Tasty Diner
She makes it easy to order food
She makes the specials
Sound really special
She makes it easy to get over you, I think
I'm feeling fatter
We used to eat at home
But now I've got no one to cook a healthy meal
I like that waitress
She isn't eating me
But she knows I need more than food to help me heal
Under a shit stained moon
I stink of you
I can't escape this
Break-up residue
Stuck like glue
Under a shit stained moon
I go to parties
I really live it up
I show the ladies what a superstar can be
I'll drink a gallon
Before they make me stop
But everybody knows I'm faking everything
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