What's that? My six song album entitled "Bo Fo Sho" is currently available on iTunes. Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I'll get aids? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
... Wanna hear a rap?
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it, And girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming, And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. I spit fire like I just blew a demon My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin I'm gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses. If your pants are loose, I'll replete (re-pleat) ya. You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet (meat) ya
I'm bo yo I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater I'm hot I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
What the hell's a g spot?
Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3 Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree) That's right, consider yourself warned I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am? Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram Look at that CRACK ecscuse me can I buy a gram? Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.
First base, were making out Second base, I'm getting faked out. Third base, I'm getting take out And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out But I just don't know I said I just don't care My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear And you can spell and smell my stink B.O. lingers and it makes you think
Cause I'm bo yo And I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater I'm hot You got two eyes, only got one shot.
Yo, Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts, I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her. Casue I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise. My girl is epyletic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with Ooh large machinery
Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects I'm talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect That says you can't have sex with members of different sects, but you can't Have sex with members of the same sex So if the sects can't be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex Left is some left hand shame And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u Can write my name Cause I'm bo yo I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater I'm hot And if I can't think of another rhyme then I ought, To think of one.
Yeah write this down man. Yo, yo
Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics This isn't about ironic pigment If you're imagining this then I'm a chronic figment. Yeah.
Feel it ready.
Man, my junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people Think I'm lookin for lost rings Play the skin flute Your big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
Yo, Come on Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin Cuase I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and If I'm in the closet then you are below me (blow me) Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey Yeah.
Yo, cause I'm bo yo I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater I'm hot I'm a real g that can really find your g spot. Yeah, yeah, yo, yo. I'm a real g homey that can really find your g spot.
Oh. Oh my God buy my e.p. on iTunes. Right now, go right While I stall. Buy it right now.
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Copy to Clipboard: What's that? My six song album entitled "Bo Fo Sho" is currently available on iTunes. Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I'll get aids? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
... Wanna hear a rap?
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it, And girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming, And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. I spit fire like I just blew a demon My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin I'm gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses. If your pants are loose, I'll replete (re-pleat) ya. You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet (meat) ya
I'm bo yo I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater I'm hot I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
What the hell's a g spot?
Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3 Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree) That's right, consider yourself warned I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am? Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram Look at that CRACK ecscuse me can I buy a gram? Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.
First base, were making out Second base, I'm getting faked out. Third base, I'm getting take out And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out But I just don't know I said I just don't care My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear And you can spell and smell my stink B.O. lingers and it makes you think
Cause I'm bo yo And I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater I'm hot You got two eyes, only got one shot.
Yo, Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts, I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her. Casue I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise. My girl is epyletic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with Ooh large machinery
Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects I'm talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect That says you can't have sex with members of different sects, but you can't Have sex with members of the same sex So if the sects can't be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex Left is some left hand shame And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u Can write my name Cause I'm bo yo I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater I'm hot And if I can't think of another rhyme then I ought, To think of one.
Yeah write this down man. Yo, yo
Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics This isn't about ironic pigment If you're imagining this then I'm a chronic figment. Yeah.
Feel it ready.
Man, my junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people Think I'm lookin for lost rings Play the skin flute Your big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
Yo, Come on Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin Cuase I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and If I'm in the closet then you are below me (blow me) Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey Yeah.
Yo, cause I'm bo yo I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater I'm hot I'm a real g that can really find your g spot. Yeah, yeah, yo, yo. I'm a real g homey that can really find your g spot.
Oh. Oh my God buy my e.p. on iTunes. Right now, go right While I stall. Buy it right now.
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