My dog's stomach was very upset, so I put in the car and we went to the vet & on our way to the vet, I killed a cat. & I said, isn't that ironic?
I adopted a child from overseas to rescue it from child labor factories. & On his very first birthday we went to build a bear workshop Isn't that i-r-o-n-i-c-i-n-o-r-i-r-o-n-i-c a water park has burned to the ground & tow truck has broken down. I always use to cry when I laugh, But then I was raped by a clown.Isn't this ironic?
I was watching Al Gore on CNN, He was talking, and talking, and talking, & then out of boredom my pet polar bear shot himself. Isn't that ironic?
I dated an animal rights activist & one day she got really pissed I was eating veal that was wrapped in PETA bread. Isn't that i-r-o-n-i-c-i-n-o-r-i-r-o-n-i-c
I'm a stand up comic & I always sit & slouch & I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull out couch. Isn't that i-r-o-n-i-c-i-n-o-r-i-r-o-n-i-c Yeah if everyday you played the boardgame Risk, you'd probably never taken a risk in your life & Monopoly has far from a strangle hold in the boardgame market. A little kid died from suffocation when he choked on a game piece from operation & I can't grow a beard... that one's not Ironic, that one's just sad.
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Copy to Clipboard: My dog's stomach was very upset, so I put in the car and we went to the vet & on our way to the vet, I killed a cat. & I said, isn't that ironic?
I adopted a child from overseas to rescue it from child labor factories. & On his very first birthday we went to build a bear workshop Isn't that i-r-o-n-i-c-i-n-o-r-i-r-o-n-i-c a water park has burned to the ground & tow truck has broken down. I always use to cry when I laugh, But then I was raped by a clown.Isn't this ironic?
I was watching Al Gore on CNN, He was talking, and talking, and talking, & then out of boredom my pet polar bear shot himself. Isn't that ironic?
I dated an animal rights activist & one day she got really pissed I was eating veal that was wrapped in PETA bread. Isn't that i-r-o-n-i-c-i-n-o-r-i-r-o-n-i-c
I'm a stand up comic & I always sit & slouch & I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull out couch. Isn't that i-r-o-n-i-c-i-n-o-r-i-r-o-n-i-c Yeah if everyday you played the boardgame Risk, you'd probably never taken a risk in your life & Monopoly has far from a strangle hold in the boardgame market. A little kid died from suffocation when he choked on a game piece from operation & I can't grow a beard... that one's not Ironic, that one's just sad.
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