There's a lady who goes To the store that won't close And she's shopping at 7 Eleven
Down the aisle she sees Ding-dongs, beer, and Friskies And a Snickers really satisfies her
Ooooh make my Slurpy
If there's a penny on the counter You can use it Please pay inside before pumping gas Dear Lebanese cashier how I wish You spoke English I just bought a Big Gulp from Ahmed Ahmed
(Greetings! Perhaps you would be enjoying a beef jerky with your purchase of Hustler magazine. Do you require a spoon straw? )
And you will find one down the road Coffee and cigarettes to go Twinkies from here to Tokyo They've been robbed eight times in a row And the fluorescent lights glow Microwave your burrito
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Down the aisle she sees Ding-dongs, beer, and Friskies And a Snickers really satisfies her
Ooooh make my Slurpy
If there's a penny on the counter You can use it Please pay inside before pumping gas Dear Lebanese cashier how I wish You spoke English I just bought a Big Gulp from Ahmed Ahmed
(Greetings! Perhaps you would be enjoying a beef jerky with your purchase of Hustler magazine. Do you require a spoon straw? )
And you will find one down the road Coffee and cigarettes to go Twinkies from here to Tokyo They've been robbed eight times in a row And the fluorescent lights glow Microwave your burrito
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