You can like the life you're livin' You can live the life you like You can even marry Harry But mess around wiht Ike And that's Good, isn't it? Grand, isn't it? Great, isn't it? Swell, isn't it? Fun, isn't it...
ANNOUNCER(Spoken) Ladies and gentlemen, the Vickers Theatre, Chicago's finest finest home of famile entertainment, is proud to announce a first. The first time, anywhere, there has been an act of this nature. Not only one little lady but two! You've read about them in the papers and now here they are- a double header! Chicago's own killer dillers- those two scintillating sinners- Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly.
ROXIE AND VELMA You can like the life you're livin' You can live the life you like You can even marry Harry But mess around wiht Ike And that's Good, isn't it? Grand, isn't it? Great, isn't it? Swell, isn't it? Fun, isn't it? But nothing stays
In fifty years or so It's gonna change, you know But, oh, it's heaven Nowadays
ANNOUNCER Okay, you babes of jazz. Let's pick up the pace. Let's shake the blues away. Let's make the parties longer. Let's make the skirts shorter and shorter. Let's make the music hotter. Let's go to hell in a fast car and KEEP IT HOT!
You can like the life you're livin' You can live the life you like You can even marry Harry But mess around wiht Ike And that's Good, isn't it? Grand, isn't it? Great, isn't it? Swell, isn't it? Fun, isn't it...
ANNOUNCER(Spoken) Ladies and gentlemen, the Vickers Theatre, Chicago's finest finest home of famile entertainment, is proud to announce a first. The first time, anywhere, there has been an act of this nature. Not only one little lady but two! You've read about them in the papers and now here they are- a double header! Chicago's own killer dillers- those two scintillating sinners- Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly.
ROXIE AND VELMA You can like the life you're livin' You can live the life you like You can even marry Harry But mess around wiht Ike And that's Good, isn't it? Grand, isn't it? Great, isn't it? Swell, isn't it? Fun, isn't it? But nothing stays
In fifty years or so It's gonna change, you know But, oh, it's heaven Nowadays
ANNOUNCER Okay, you babes of jazz. Let's pick up the pace. Let's shake the blues away. Let's make the parties longer. Let's make the skirts shorter and shorter. Let's make the music hotter. Let's go to hell in a fast car and KEEP IT HOT!
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