[Intro]
Y-y-y-y-y-y-yeah
Y-y-y-y-y-y-yeah
Webby!
See Im trying to get drunk as fuck tonight man
[Verse 1]
You see Im beck here to rip another throwback jam
Theyre like damn, I dont know how Webby go that HAM
Lift your shirt up, baby girl, show that tan
Skin covered in cartoons, but Im a grown ass man
I dont care about your name, when Im steppin to you
All Im thinkin about is that we got some effin to do
Sippin on a potion like Dr. Jekyll would do
Cause I got loose screws in my head and its true
I need my medication renewed Im doing this shit
Start howlin at the moon at a lunar eclipse
Bark, growl, scratch every human I bit
And choke the fuck out of a beat until Im losing my grip
Maneuvering quick looking for a huge set of tits
And beat it up sorry babe but youll be bruisin a bit
Whip it out so you all could get a view of my dick
Because I never gave a fuck and now Im proving it bitch
[Hook]
Hey, and this is my favorite song
Sing along when the DJ throws it on
I got a bag full of weed and a big-ass bong
And we gon drink till we cant tell right from wrong
[Verse 2]
Holy Moly, Webbys here
Hit a house party, drink every beer
Im just tryna find a girl real sexy here
And if youre not DTF hit the exit dear, ha
I just say what I say, Im drunk as hell, fuck it
Ill even take a grenade
Just give me a fat bitch and a bottle a day
As long as Im drunk, youre never gonna hear me complain
Hey, hey, Im the last Beastie Boy
With my dick in a girls mouth like a squeaky toy
In a pitbulls grill, rip shit still
Hole in my brain from all of the E pills
Im a motherfucking crazy dude
Eatin baby food, a turkey dinner with some gravy too
First place in a race, Ima cross that line
So lock me up doc, cause Ive lost my mind
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
See Webby comes back with the horse play
A liability, at least thats what the courts say
In a bedroom, get too rough
Take a bite out of a bitch looking for True Blood
Uh, I do it like no other
Condom in my pockets, Ill do it with no rubber
Got the bed shake and you think that you heard thunder
And got em running back to me quicker than Road Runner
And I get em in the sack tonight
Beat it up, I dont care if they be black or white
Or tan, a blue, a green, I still smash it right
Make it hot, I dont even need a match to strike
Ha, nobody could stop the beast
With a tongue this slick when I rock the beat
Sweepin all your girlfriends off they feet
And I dont even give a fuck if they got some teeth, ha
[Hook]
[Outro]
Damn, Im drunk man, fuck!
Couple forties deep and shit
Webbys Lab, as always you know
Cooking up that crack rock
Ha, shouts to Obie
Aight man, Im fuckin outta here dude