The ancient sport of face-jumping Involved a skill unknown A jump onto a partner's face With ne'er a crack of bone Tom McSmee, a champion, In several tests of skill Could jump into a barrel of eggs And never crack a shell This sport was later outlawed Permits were refused When competitors took to wearing Modern spikes upon their shoes Did I get that right, boy, or not?
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