1. I KNOW IT'S GETTING LATE AND I KNOW WE HAD A DATE LUCIA I HATE TO MAKE YOU WAIT CAUSE IT WOULD BE SO GREAT TO SEE YA TEARS FALL FROM MY EYES AND I MUST APOLOGIZE LUCIA ILL HAVE TO STAY AT HOME SO I CALLED YOU ON THE PHONE CAUSE I'M STUCK HERE ON THE THRONE WITH DIARRHEA I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY GAS SO I WENT AND LET ONE PASS THEN I STOOD THERE IN A TRANCE AS I FILLED MY BRAND NEW PANTS 2. MY MOTHER BROUGHT ME SOUP BUT IT ONLY MADE ME POOP LUCIA I NEVER SHOULD HAVE ATE BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE A GREAT IDEA YOU KNOW IT REALLY HURTS WHEN YOU GOT THE HERSHEY SQUIRTS LUCIA THERE'S NO PAPER TO BE SEEN SO I USED PEOPLE MAGAZINE AND IT MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM DIARRHEA I LOVE YOU DEAR WITH ALL MY HEART BUT I CAN'T GO OUT WITH LIQUID FARTS I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BREAK OUR DATE IF ONLY I COULD CONSTIPATE 3. I KNOW YOU GOT THE HOTS BUT I REALLY GOT THE TROTS LUCIA THERE'S NO NEED TO SCREAM AND SHOUT CAUSE TOMORROW WE'LL GO OUT I GUARANTEE YA I KNOW YOU NEED YOUR MAN SO I CAME UP WITH A PLAN LUCIA ILL TAKE A CORK AND SUPER GLUE POUND IT IN THERE WITH MY SHOE AND THEN I'll BE ALL THROUGH WITH DIARRHEA
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