Spoken: "This is a special moment right now We'd like to take this time to tell all the kids at home Send your parents out of the room, this is a kids song"
::guitar starts::
Sung: Life's gonna suck when you grow up When you grow up When you grow up Life's gonna suck when you grow up It sucks pretty bad right now
Spoken: Hey! If you know the words, sing-a-long!
Sung: Your gonna have to mow the lawn Do the dishes Make your bed Your gonna have to go to school until your 17
Spoken: And it's gonna seem about 3 times as long as that
Sung: You might have to go to war Shoot a gun Kill a nun You might have to go to war when you get out of school
Spoken: Hey Cheer up kids! It gets a lot worse
Sung: Your gonna have to deal with Stress Deal with Stress Deal with Stress Your gonna be a giant mess when you get back from the war
Santa Claus does not exist And there's no Easter Bunny You'll find out when you grow up that Big Bird isn't funny funny funny :::sarcasticly laughing:::
Life's gonna suck when you grow up When you grow up When you grow up Life's gonna suck when you grow up It sucks pretty bad right now
Your gonna end up smoking crack On your back Face the fact Your gonna end up hooked on smack and then your gonna die!
And then your gonna Die!!!
:::applause:::
Something for the kids! Well, I think I smell a law-suit in that one What do you think?
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Copy to Clipboard: Spoken: "This is a special moment right now We'd like to take this time to tell all the kids at home Send your parents out of the room, this is a kids song"
::guitar starts::
Sung: Life's gonna suck when you grow up When you grow up When you grow up Life's gonna suck when you grow up It sucks pretty bad right now
Spoken: Hey! If you know the words, sing-a-long!
Sung: Your gonna have to mow the lawn Do the dishes Make your bed Your gonna have to go to school until your 17
Spoken: And it's gonna seem about 3 times as long as that
Sung: You might have to go to war Shoot a gun Kill a nun You might have to go to war when you get out of school
Spoken: Hey Cheer up kids! It gets a lot worse
Sung: Your gonna have to deal with Stress Deal with Stress Deal with Stress Your gonna be a giant mess when you get back from the war
Santa Claus does not exist And there's no Easter Bunny You'll find out when you grow up that Big Bird isn't funny funny funny :::sarcasticly laughing:::
Life's gonna suck when you grow up When you grow up When you grow up Life's gonna suck when you grow up It sucks pretty bad right now
Your gonna end up smoking crack On your back Face the fact Your gonna end up hooked on smack and then your gonna die!
And then your gonna Die!!!
:::applause:::
Something for the kids! Well, I think I smell a law-suit in that one What do you think?
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