{*channel surfing until a kid's TV show* Hello boys and girls! Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships Do you have a daddy? I'll bet you do! Who's your daddy?
[Hailie] Daddy what are you doing? [Em + H] Okay then! Everybody, listen up! [Eminem] I'm goin to hell! Who's comin with me?! [Hailie] Somebody please help me! I think my dad's gone cray-zayy
[Eminem] There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high No plane that I can't learn how to fly What do I gotta do to get through to you to show you there ain't nothin I can't take this chainsaw to? {Hailie: *VROOM* Fuckin brains, brawn and brass balls I cut 'em off, and got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John's name, on my drag wall I'm out the closet, I've been lyin my ass off All this time me and Dre been fuckin with hats off (Suck it Marshall!) So tell Laura and her husband to back off 'fore I push this motherfuckin button and blast off and launch one at these Russians and that's all {*boom* Blow every fuckin thing except Afghanistan on the map off When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off? {*knocking* Hailie, tell 'em baby - (My dad's lost it!)
[Chorus: Eminem] + {Hailie There's really nothin else to say, I-I can't explain it {I think my dad's gone cray-zayy A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby {I think my dad's gone cray-zayy There's nothin you could do or say, that could ever change me {I think my dad's gone cray-zayy There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie {I think my dad's gone cray-zayy
[Eminem] It's like my mother always told me Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and God dammit you little motherfucker If you ain't got nuthin nice to say then don't say nuthin ... uh, fuck that shit bitch! Eat a motherfuckin dick, chew on a prick and lick a million motherfuckin cocks per second I'd rather put out a motherfuckin gospel record I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy and have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring in my nose than quit bringin my flows Quit givin me my ammo; can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O. I wouldn't have to go eenee-meene-mini-moe Catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no more Am I the only fuckin one who's normal any more? {Dad!
[Chorus]
[Eminem] My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme; see what you're seein is a genius at work Which to me isn't work So it's easy to misinterpret it at first cause when I speak, it's tongue-in-cheek I'd yank my fuckin teeth Before I'd ever bite my tongue, I'd slice my gums Get struck by fuckin lightnin twice at once and die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of my life spit on and kicked and hit with shit everytime I sung like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane, aimed at the World Trade Standin on Ronnie's grave, screamin at the sky 'til clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And that's pretty much the gist of it The parents are pissed but the kids love it 9 millimeter heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither
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[Hailie] Daddy what are you doing? [Em + H] Okay then! Everybody, listen up! [Eminem] I'm goin to hell! Who's comin with me?! [Hailie] Somebody please help me! I think my dad's gone cray-zayy
[Eminem] There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high No plane that I can't learn how to fly What do I gotta do to get through to you to show you there ain't nothin I can't take this chainsaw to? {Hailie: *VROOM* Fuckin brains, brawn and brass balls I cut 'em off, and got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John's name, on my drag wall I'm out the closet, I've been lyin my ass off All this time me and Dre been fuckin with hats off (Suck it Marshall!) So tell Laura and her husband to back off 'fore I push this motherfuckin button and blast off and launch one at these Russians and that's all {*boom* Blow every fuckin thing except Afghanistan on the map off When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off? {*knocking* Hailie, tell 'em baby - (My dad's lost it!)
[Chorus: Eminem] + {Hailie There's really nothin else to say, I-I can't explain it {I think my dad's gone cray-zayy A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby {I think my dad's gone cray-zayy There's nothin you could do or say, that could ever change me {I think my dad's gone cray-zayy There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie {I think my dad's gone cray-zayy
[Eminem] It's like my mother always told me Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and God dammit you little motherfucker If you ain't got nuthin nice to say then don't say nuthin ... uh, fuck that shit bitch! Eat a motherfuckin dick, chew on a prick and lick a million motherfuckin cocks per second I'd rather put out a motherfuckin gospel record I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy and have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring in my nose than quit bringin my flows Quit givin me my ammo; can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O. I wouldn't have to go eenee-meene-mini-moe Catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no more Am I the only fuckin one who's normal any more? {Dad!
[Chorus]
[Eminem] My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme; see what you're seein is a genius at work Which to me isn't work So it's easy to misinterpret it at first cause when I speak, it's tongue-in-cheek I'd yank my fuckin teeth Before I'd ever bite my tongue, I'd slice my gums Get struck by fuckin lightnin twice at once and die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of my life spit on and kicked and hit with shit everytime I sung like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane, aimed at the World Trade Standin on Ronnie's grave, screamin at the sky 'til clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And that's pretty much the gist of it The parents are pissed but the kids love it 9 millimeter heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither
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