Stockings are hung on the chimney And the presents are under the tree And Mamma's in the kitchen, Making some, 'erbal tea
The windows are covered with frost, And the candles are all alight But as I wander, through this quiet house, Something just doesn't seem right
You see, every year, the neighbours bring us a Swiss Colony Beef Log But the neighbours aren't around, around, around There's no Beef Log to be found This year
No Beef Log
Christmas isn't Christmas Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log Without those cheeses and meats, I don't think I can get around
My mother tries to comfort me, She says "Here Son, have some egg nog" I fucking hate egg nog, seriously
What do I see? Underneath the tree? Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me Ahhh......Gravy! Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby! That's what Christmas is all about! The Roly Poly Colony Beef Log, baby! Makes a little boy scream and shout! Deck the halls with balls of Swiss Colony La la la la la, la la, la LA!!
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Stockings are hung on the chimney And the presents are under the tree And Mamma's in the kitchen, Making some, 'erbal tea
The windows are covered with frost, And the candles are all alight But as I wander, through this quiet house, Something just doesn't seem right
You see, every year, the neighbours bring us a Swiss Colony Beef Log But the neighbours aren't around, around, around There's no Beef Log to be found This year
No Beef Log
Christmas isn't Christmas Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log Without those cheeses and meats, I don't think I can get around
My mother tries to comfort me, She says "Here Son, have some egg nog" I fucking hate egg nog, seriously
What do I see? Underneath the tree? Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me Ahhh......Gravy! Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby! That's what Christmas is all about! The Roly Poly Colony Beef Log, baby! Makes a little boy scream and shout! Deck the halls with balls of Swiss Colony La la la la la, la la, la LA!!
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