He's reads women's magazines swears the truth doesn't phase him and he knows the hottest bras for fall and how to make her fall in love in four or five days or less guess it depends on the stars and how well he has memorized his dating do's and don'ts
He says, "I'm ready to go." Going to see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard Going to see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard The horrorscope today said things would go my way
He wines and dines and takes his time between reguritated lines Voted most likely to work in the rag he stole from work Sprits Florence in his hair Old Spice lingers in the air Gives an extra squirt of shine for sheen he smiles as
He says, "I'm ready to go." Going to see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard Going to see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard The horrorscope today said things would go my way
He knows his friends think that he's lame when he tells them he's got game shops around for shiny clothes strikes a super-player pose He reads women's magazines He slaves to make the scene Gets the wax ripped off his back he screams and smiles and
He says, "I'm ready to go." Going to see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard Going to see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard Going to see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard Going to see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard
This outfit set me back two paychecks and a Cadillac The horrorscope today said things would go my way
He's reads women's magazines swears the truth doesn't phase him and he knows the hottest bras for fall and how to make her fall in love in four or five days or less guess it depends on the stars and how well he has memorized his dating do's and don'ts
He says, "I'm ready to go." Going to see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard Going to see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard The horrorscope today said things would go my way
He wines and dines and takes his time between reguritated lines Voted most likely to work in the rag he stole from work Sprits Florence in his hair Old Spice lingers in the air Gives an extra squirt of shine for sheen he smiles as
He says, "I'm ready to go." Going to see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard Going to see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard The horrorscope today said things would go my way
He knows his friends think that he's lame when he tells them he's got game shops around for shiny clothes strikes a super-player pose He reads women's magazines He slaves to make the scene Gets the wax ripped off his back he screams and smiles and
He says, "I'm ready to go." Going to see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard Going to see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard Going to see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard Going to see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard
This outfit set me back two paychecks and a Cadillac The horrorscope today said things would go my way
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