It's got to be noontime somewhere But out here it's quarter to ten And I'm well on my way to feeling no pain Soon I'll be Barstoned again
Barstoned again Flat on the ground Doin' nothin' but drinkin' since I got to this town The porcelain goddess is waitin' for me Can't decide whether to puke or to pee
I'm sittin' here sippin a cold one I ought to be working, I know After all of my dreaming and all of my scheming Who'da thunk I'd be drunk in Barstow
Barstoned again Flat on my ass Doin' nothin' but drinkin' since I quit smokin' grass So line 'em up Phill Pour straight and clean Point my ass toward the karaoke machine
My baby left town this morning Got on the 9 o'clock train My dog got the hiccups Fell out of my pickup Now I'm sitting here drowning my pain
Barstoned again Flat on my face Somehow I've gotta get out of this place But happy hour's startin' The hot dogs are free And that blonde with the dentures is winkin' at me
Barstoned again One of these days Gonna put down the bottle Come out of this haze Someday we're gonna break out, but 'till then Let's head down to Whoos and get Barstoned again
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Barstoned again Flat on the ground Doin' nothin' but drinkin' since I got to this town The porcelain goddess is waitin' for me Can't decide whether to puke or to pee
I'm sittin' here sippin a cold one I ought to be working, I know After all of my dreaming and all of my scheming Who'da thunk I'd be drunk in Barstow
Barstoned again Flat on my ass Doin' nothin' but drinkin' since I quit smokin' grass So line 'em up Phill Pour straight and clean Point my ass toward the karaoke machine
My baby left town this morning Got on the 9 o'clock train My dog got the hiccups Fell out of my pickup Now I'm sitting here drowning my pain
Barstoned again Flat on my face Somehow I've gotta get out of this place But happy hour's startin' The hot dogs are free And that blonde with the dentures is winkin' at me
Barstoned again One of these days Gonna put down the bottle Come out of this haze Someday we're gonna break out, but 'till then Let's head down to Whoos and get Barstoned again
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