A man walks into a bar orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts but the bar turns into a spaceship and the bartender gives him a hair cut i cant remember the end of that joke you once told it to me when we smoked on your fathers expensive cigars all i remember is the part of a man walking into a bar How many lovers does it take to put a light bulb into a socket? Why did Mona Lisa smile? I have the answer written down in my pocket. I just remember I laughed til i cried because you told it with your funny voice your southern dialect makes me rejoice those special times we had when love was just a silly gag I know why Mona Lisa smiled Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy and laughter is the only way into my heart I know why Mona Lisa smiled Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy and laughter is the only way into my heart Summer night on a gravel road you told me about your childhood friend Veronica who was claimed to have swallowed a toad and i picked up my harmonica I know why Mona Lisa smiled Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy and laughter is the only way into my heart I know why Mona Lisa smiled Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy and laughter is the only way into my heart A man walks into a bar orders a scotch and a bottle of coke but the laughter is gone in his heart you never told me the end of the joke..
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Copy to Clipboard: A man walks into a bar orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts but the bar turns into a spaceship and the bartender gives him a hair cut i cant remember the end of that joke you once told it to me when we smoked on your fathers expensive cigars all i remember is the part of a man walking into a bar How many lovers does it take to put a light bulb into a socket? Why did Mona Lisa smile? I have the answer written down in my pocket. I just remember I laughed til i cried because you told it with your funny voice your southern dialect makes me rejoice those special times we had when love was just a silly gag I know why Mona Lisa smiled Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy and laughter is the only way into my heart I know why Mona Lisa smiled Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy and laughter is the only way into my heart Summer night on a gravel road you told me about your childhood friend Veronica who was claimed to have swallowed a toad and i picked up my harmonica I know why Mona Lisa smiled Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy and laughter is the only way into my heart I know why Mona Lisa smiled Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy and laughter is the only way into my heart A man walks into a bar orders a scotch and a bottle of coke but the laughter is gone in his heart you never told me the end of the joke..
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