Misery Misery sings at the Hilton Steps into the purple spotlight Leans into the microphone Misery Sways his hips and smooths his hair back Winks at you and gets you thinking He is handsome from a certain angle Happiness Slips in and takes a seat At a table in the corner And watches you with real concern, yeah Happiness Walks up and taps your shoulder and says "Call me when you wanna come back home"
Misery Woos you when his show is over Buys you drinks and keeps you laughing While he's looking down your shirt Misery Says, "I believe in destiny" Says, "Destiny says brought us together" Says, "Who's that asshole in the corner?" Happiness Doodles on a cocktail napkin And waits for you to figure out That you should really lose this loser And Happiness Smiles a sympathetic smile that says "Call me when you wanna come back home"
Misery Says, "Oh I know life can be too hard to bear sometimes, Yeah" Misery Says, "So why don't we go get a room upstairs 'Cos I never disappoint"
Misery Says, "Hey baby where you going? I thought we had an understanding You shouldn't really lead me on like that" Misery Says, "Well lady I know your kind You'll settle down with someone boring And then you will come looking for me" And Happiness Says, says, "Misery leave her alone 'Cos I know you get your share of girls But I prefer a full-grown woman" Happiness Says, "Honey you know the number Call me when you wanna come back home Call me when you wanna come back home to me Call me when you wanna come back home"
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Misery Woos you when his show is over Buys you drinks and keeps you laughing While he's looking down your shirt Misery Says, "I believe in destiny" Says, "Destiny says brought us together" Says, "Who's that asshole in the corner?" Happiness Doodles on a cocktail napkin And waits for you to figure out That you should really lose this loser And Happiness Smiles a sympathetic smile that says "Call me when you wanna come back home"
Misery Says, "Oh I know life can be too hard to bear sometimes, Yeah" Misery Says, "So why don't we go get a room upstairs 'Cos I never disappoint"
Misery Says, "Hey baby where you going? I thought we had an understanding You shouldn't really lead me on like that" Misery Says, "Well lady I know your kind You'll settle down with someone boring And then you will come looking for me" And Happiness Says, says, "Misery leave her alone 'Cos I know you get your share of girls But I prefer a full-grown woman" Happiness Says, "Honey you know the number Call me when you wanna come back home Call me when you wanna come back home to me Call me when you wanna come back home"
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