Once upon a time on the internet, there was a guy. A very deeply flawed man, they called him Eric Bauman. He was a total asshole, and nobody knows why. He traveled all around on the pulse of each phenomenon, from Something Awful, on to Fark, with his trusty watermark, he stole and stuck it all upon eBaumsWorld It wasn't fair to those from whom he stole, but did he care? No, not one bit. And then he had the nads to sell some ads. What a piece of shit! Oh, Eric. Eric's quite a slut. Other people's work has made him rich. He hired some male prostitutes, dressed them up in three-piece suits. His faithful team of lawyers made the internet his bitch... ...Till Lowtax came along, punched him in the face and banged his mom. And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced, had his dumb website erased. Well sadly that's a lie, there's still an eBaumsWorld But if we all join hands and sing this song, then our call will reach the sky. And maybe Zeus and Thor will smite that whore. I think it's worth a try. eBaum's World is going down. We gotta rise up from the underground to tell Eric Bauman a thing or two about how stealing simply isn't cool. So right now we're making that our mission, and if the bastard doesn't listen, we'll get sick of being lawful and brand his ass with Something Awful!
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Copy to Clipboard: Once upon a time on the internet, there was a guy. A very deeply flawed man, they called him Eric Bauman. He was a total asshole, and nobody knows why. He traveled all around on the pulse of each phenomenon, from Something Awful, on to Fark, with his trusty watermark, he stole and stuck it all upon eBaumsWorld It wasn't fair to those from whom he stole, but did he care? No, not one bit. And then he had the nads to sell some ads. What a piece of shit! Oh, Eric. Eric's quite a slut. Other people's work has made him rich. He hired some male prostitutes, dressed them up in three-piece suits. His faithful team of lawyers made the internet his bitch... ...Till Lowtax came along, punched him in the face and banged his mom. And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced, had his dumb website erased. Well sadly that's a lie, there's still an eBaumsWorld But if we all join hands and sing this song, then our call will reach the sky. And maybe Zeus and Thor will smite that whore. I think it's worth a try. eBaum's World is going down. We gotta rise up from the underground to tell Eric Bauman a thing or two about how stealing simply isn't cool. So right now we're making that our mission, and if the bastard doesn't listen, we'll get sick of being lawful and brand his ass with Something Awful!
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