Of all the chicks & broads & babes & bimbos I have known No one does it better than you do on the phone Midway through my busy day all through my empty night I dial your 900 number and it feels oh so right When I'm feelin lonely and bottled up inside I know I can aslays take that magic carpet ride I get down on my bearskin rug on my loving room floor I get you on the telephone & you give me what for
CHORUS: When it comes to lovin on the phone you are the best Local or long distance, you're better thatn the rest And when it is all over, when it's been said and done Of all the numbers out there, your number's number one
I used to go to pick up bars when I felt all alone Now I just have a few drinks and pick up my telephone I like my lovin private this is not a party line I don't have call waiting cause I'm busy all the time I don't know what you look like And I don't know how you smell But the way you talk to me no human tongue could tell There are so many digits, yours are the ones I pick Cause the way you talk to me no human tongue can lick
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The things that you say to me, well I can't sing them here Let's just say it's worth it, that phone call's not too dear And I know you don't love me but hey I don't love you I just love those things you say & what you tell me to do Cause lovin's never easy & love can be a chore And these days love is dangerous I need not say more Some folks say I'ts kinky & some say it's obscene But thank you Alexander Graham Bell For your lovin machine
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CHORUS: When it comes to lovin on the phone you are the best Local or long distance, you're better thatn the rest And when it is all over, when it's been said and done Of all the numbers out there, your number's number one
I used to go to pick up bars when I felt all alone Now I just have a few drinks and pick up my telephone I like my lovin private this is not a party line I don't have call waiting cause I'm busy all the time I don't know what you look like And I don't know how you smell But the way you talk to me no human tongue could tell There are so many digits, yours are the ones I pick Cause the way you talk to me no human tongue can lick
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The things that you say to me, well I can't sing them here Let's just say it's worth it, that phone call's not too dear And I know you don't love me but hey I don't love you I just love those things you say & what you tell me to do Cause lovin's never easy & love can be a chore And these days love is dangerous I need not say more Some folks say I'ts kinky & some say it's obscene But thank you Alexander Graham Bell For your lovin machine
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