I want candy, bubble gum and taffy Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy I'm her Hugh Cronyn, and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy
Put it in a pile Split it with my bitty Fifty/fifty, down the the line Kind of like close encounters of the cavity kind
I'm talkin' lickerish, kisses Talkin' chocolate dile smiles I want candy I gotta sugar tooth Put on your shanghai, Sandy 'Cause I wanna knock boots
Lick the peppermint stick 'Til the lollipop droops Gum drops that don't stop 'Til the litlot's loose Candy, candy
I need candy Bubble gum and taffy Get in my way punk You're gonna get your ass beat Nasty Do it 'til your daddy sees Embarrass your own family Just because you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy Any kind'll do Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved It's gonna make me spazz like bobcats on booze A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
That fuels a giant drill, bore straight into hell Releasin' ancient demons from a sleep forever spell So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants have created
I need candy, want some candy Eat candy 'til I'm dead I'll kill you for some candy Give me candy, candy head
Where you keepin' all the candy Who made you candy king If you don't give me some candy I will make the ladies sing
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess Come on down yo, here's the address Said six, one-two Wharf Avenue Right next to gentleman's club
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Put it in a pile Split it with my bitty Fifty/fifty, down the the line Kind of like close encounters of the cavity kind
I'm talkin' lickerish, kisses Talkin' chocolate dile smiles I want candy I gotta sugar tooth Put on your shanghai, Sandy 'Cause I wanna knock boots
Lick the peppermint stick 'Til the lollipop droops Gum drops that don't stop 'Til the litlot's loose Candy, candy
I need candy Bubble gum and taffy Get in my way punk You're gonna get your ass beat Nasty Do it 'til your daddy sees Embarrass your own family Just because you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy Any kind'll do Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved It's gonna make me spazz like bobcats on booze A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
That fuels a giant drill, bore straight into hell Releasin' ancient demons from a sleep forever spell So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants have created
I need candy, want some candy Eat candy 'til I'm dead I'll kill you for some candy Give me candy, candy head
Where you keepin' all the candy Who made you candy king If you don't give me some candy I will make the ladies sing
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess Come on down yo, here's the address Said six, one-two Wharf Avenue Right next to gentleman's club
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