I wear women's underwear And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror I cross my legs just like a queer But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya What defines a straight man's straight? Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak? I tell you what a women loves most It's a man who can slap but can also stroke Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked It's verbatim and it's shakin' No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting' elated No more listless invitations *I live by a hospital* And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows I see people dying there But my tender age makes it hard to care Incinerator and a big smoke stack It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh *- ha* All I need is a heart attack C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac *Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked It's verbatim and it's shakin' No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting' elated No more listless invitations* For the love of fuck For the sake of Pete Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me? I am the rooster in the morning I'm the cock of the day I'm the boxer in the briefs I'm a twelve ounce steak Eh-oh Yabo Ya, it's verbatim And ya, and it's naked And ya, and it's shakin' It shakes, shakes shakes Thanks to Rebecca Hewitt for these lyrics
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Copy to Clipboard: I wear women's underwear And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror I cross my legs just like a queer But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya What defines a straight man's straight? Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak? I tell you what a women loves most It's a man who can slap but can also stroke Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked It's verbatim and it's shakin' No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting' elated No more listless invitations *I live by a hospital* And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows I see people dying there But my tender age makes it hard to care Incinerator and a big smoke stack It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh *- ha* All I need is a heart attack C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac *Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked It's verbatim and it's shakin' No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting' elated No more listless invitations* For the love of fuck For the sake of Pete Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me? I am the rooster in the morning I'm the cock of the day I'm the boxer in the briefs I'm a twelve ounce steak Eh-oh Yabo Ya, it's verbatim And ya, and it's naked And ya, and it's shakin' It shakes, shakes shakes Thanks to Rebecca Hewitt for these lyrics
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