Dear fair maidens of the Mall of America It is time to enter the fabulous food court
Here you will find the finest fast dining of the world Chinese and Japanese, Middle Eastern too Mexican and Indian, Italian just for you And for those who are not as adventurous American will do
But look at all the candy! They got taffy stores where we can pull the taffy for ourselves They got fudge shops where we create our favorite kind of fudge They got the biggest store the world has seen for every flavor jelly bean Don't forget, you can't forget the wide array of ice cream!
Listen my friends, no offense to my sister If you eat all that candy, you'll never be sicker The thing to do you must realize Is eat a good meal, that's what I advise.
I object! Overruled! Can't we compromise?
Here we can eat any meal we choose from all over the world Stir fry, or sushi, falafel just for you Enchiladas, curry chicken, fries and burgers too And for those who are still hungry afterwards Candy for dessert
All right Judge of the food court, I accept your ruling But how will we decide what kind of food to eat? There are so many choices, let's see what sounds good
A pizza pie sounds way too dull for what we have in mind And though a burger's fun with lots of fries We can get them anytime So let us eat exotically, try some food with curry You get the shwarma, and sushi And I'll get the chicken tandoori
I bought some fries for good measure. Got enough room for dessert? Yeah!
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Here you will find the finest fast dining of the world Chinese and Japanese, Middle Eastern too Mexican and Indian, Italian just for you And for those who are not as adventurous American will do
But look at all the candy! They got taffy stores where we can pull the taffy for ourselves They got fudge shops where we create our favorite kind of fudge They got the biggest store the world has seen for every flavor jelly bean Don't forget, you can't forget the wide array of ice cream!
Listen my friends, no offense to my sister If you eat all that candy, you'll never be sicker The thing to do you must realize Is eat a good meal, that's what I advise.
I object! Overruled! Can't we compromise?
Here we can eat any meal we choose from all over the world Stir fry, or sushi, falafel just for you Enchiladas, curry chicken, fries and burgers too And for those who are still hungry afterwards Candy for dessert
All right Judge of the food court, I accept your ruling But how will we decide what kind of food to eat? There are so many choices, let's see what sounds good
A pizza pie sounds way too dull for what we have in mind And though a burger's fun with lots of fries We can get them anytime So let us eat exotically, try some food with curry You get the shwarma, and sushi And I'll get the chicken tandoori
I bought some fries for good measure. Got enough room for dessert? Yeah!
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