a man walks down the street he says why am i soft in the middle now why am i soft in the middle but rest of my life is so hard i need a photo opportunity i want a shop redemption don't wanna end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard ohh yeah ohh yeah dogs in the moonlight far away my well lit moon Mr. beer belly beer belly get these mutts away from me i don't find this stuff amusing anymore
if you'll be my bodyguard i can be your long lost pal i can call you betty and betty when you call me you can call me al
a man walks down the street he says why am i short in attention got a short little span of attention and whoa my nights are so long where's my wife and family what if i die here who will be my role model now that my role model is gone gone creeped up back down the alley with some rolly polly little bap faced girl all alone alone there were incidents and accidents there were hints and allegations
if you'll be my bodyguard i can be your long lost pal i can call you betty and betty when you call me you can call me al, call me al
a man walks down the street its an extremely strange world maybe its the third world or maybe its his first time around doesn't speak the language holds no currency he is a foreign man he is surrounded by the sound sound cattle in the marketplace scattering rings of orphanages he looks around around he sees angels in the architecture spinning in infinity he says hey alleiluyah
if you'll be my bodyguard i can be your long lost pal i can call you betty and betty when you call me you can call me al, call me al
nanananana..... hmmm hmmm hm hmm hmmm hmmm hm hmm
i can call you betty if you'll be my bodyguard (2x
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if you'll be my bodyguard i can be your long lost pal i can call you betty and betty when you call me you can call me al
a man walks down the street he says why am i short in attention got a short little span of attention and whoa my nights are so long where's my wife and family what if i die here who will be my role model now that my role model is gone gone creeped up back down the alley with some rolly polly little bap faced girl all alone alone there were incidents and accidents there were hints and allegations
if you'll be my bodyguard i can be your long lost pal i can call you betty and betty when you call me you can call me al, call me al
a man walks down the street its an extremely strange world maybe its the third world or maybe its his first time around doesn't speak the language holds no currency he is a foreign man he is surrounded by the sound sound cattle in the marketplace scattering rings of orphanages he looks around around he sees angels in the architecture spinning in infinity he says hey alleiluyah
if you'll be my bodyguard i can be your long lost pal i can call you betty and betty when you call me you can call me al, call me al
nanananana..... hmmm hmmm hm hmm hmmm hmmm hm hmm
i can call you betty if you'll be my bodyguard (2x
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