It's frightfully terribly hard to be a lady There's so many Ps and Qs you have to mind But the rewards I guarantee are rich and varied And worth all of the effort, you will find Your posture must be perfect And your diction crisp and clear Your speaking voice mellifluous and pleasing to the ear Your legs are crossed when seated Your toes are pointed so Your pinkies raised while drinking But that's not all you need to know
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You mustn't curse or spit or tattle, never gossip A lady never scratches, sweats, or burps She knows which knife and fork and spoon to use and when And if soup is served it's impolite to slurp
It's always "please and thank you, sir or madam" Never brash or loud or putting on a show A lady is demure, reserved and proper And that is really all you need to know
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(Tune changes to a heavier punk sound)
You mustn't curse or spit or tattle, never gossip A lady never scratches, sweats, or burps She knows which knife and fork and spoon to use and when And if soup is served it's impolite to slurp
It's always "please and thank you, sir or madam" Never brash or loud or putting on a show A lady is demure, reserved and proper And that is really all you need to know
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