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Copy to Clipboard: If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing If you engage in spam There's something you should know That I will hunt you down And to destroy you! Burn in hell! I get online and notice I have E-mail I click my inbox and see OH WHAT THE FUCK! 20 e-mails are coming from the same guy I don't know why he's concerned about my penis size And what is this? I won a brand new X-box! I click the link and I get 15 POP UPS! I try to close 'em But peices takes their shit on me There is a rubber for electronic STD'S For every spam I get I'm gunna make u eat your own shit For every spam I get I'm gunna choke you with your owm dick Thank you for ruining the internet (fuckface) Thank you for ruining the internet (DonkeyBalls) Thank you for ruining the internet (CootyQueen) Thank you for ruining the internet (Dick) I get the booty and get back to my email I got to forward a lame job for my mom Keep on searching for anything legitimate I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it And what it this shania twain all naked I click the link and I get DICKS ON THE SCREEN Endless digits - colosal disappointment I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment For every spam I get I'm gunna smash your face with a brick For every spam I receive You gunna get to gargle your own pee For every spam I get later I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grader For every spam you send me I'm gonna do something like really... not good Thank you for ruining the internet (shitlick) Thank you for ruining the internet (penis steak) Thank you for ruining the internet (anal butter) Thank you for ruining the internet (cunt) The internet is a wonderful place The ability to retrieve information on any subject Or comminucating to anybody around the world It's a significant step to world peace And the evolution of the human race And then you got these assholes Who gotta be like I'm gonna shit all over This precious gift to mankind Oh yeah the answers are out there But you gunna have to dig through this colossal Pile of shit to get at them Thank you for ruining the internet Thank you for ruining the internet Thank you for ruining the internet Thank you for ruining the internet
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