Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights So when you feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here's a new list of people who are Jewish Just like you and me Winona Ryder drinks Manachevett's wine Then spins a dreidel with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein Guess who gives and receives loads of Chanukah toys The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys Lenny Kravits is half Jewish Courtney Love is half, too Put them together What a funky, bad-ass Jew! We got Harvey Keitel And flash dancer Jennifer Bill Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish And, yes, her boobs are real Put on that yarmulke It's time for Chanukah Two time Oscar winner Dustin Hoffmonica celebrates Chanukah OJ Simpson, still not a Jew But guess who is The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo Bob Dylon was born a Jew Then he wasn't, but now he's back Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish 'Cause we're pretty good in the sack Guess who got barmitzvahhed on the PGA Tour No, I'm not talking about Tiger Woods I'm talking about Mr. Happy Gilmore So many Jews are in the showbiz Bruce Springstein isn't Jewish But my mother thinks he is Tell that ho Lamonica It's time to celebrate Chanukah It's not pronounced CH-anukah The C is silent in Chanukah So read your hooked on phonica Get drunk in Tiajuanica If you really, really wannaca Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, Chanukah Hapyy Chanukah!
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