Carla: I've had it up to here So let me make it very clear Because I swear I'll never clue you in again Every time that you profess I come from Puerto Rico -- Turk: Yes? Carla: For the last time, Turk, I'm Dominican! Turk: Don't make a big to-do I was simply testing you Carla: Then why'd you tell J.D. our baby's blaxican? Turk: Babe, you know I know the truth Carla: Well, I need a little proof So list all you know about me, or no sex again Turk: Uh... Let's see... Your name is Carla Carla: Oh, yes Turk: You are Latina Carla: Impressive Turk: You're a nurse, your mother's dead And, wait -- I got it! Three sisters Carla: Turk! Turk: Two sisters? Well, I'm sure you have a brother who's a huge jerk-off! Carla: Tell me, what's my middle name? Turk: Okay, I'm tired of this game Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again But it's not just me who gets mixed up By all this crazy ethnic stuff! Todd: Sorry, even I know, she's Dominican! Boo-ya! Carla: Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan? How long before we met was I in medicine? Was our wedding song the Beatles or Led Zeppelin? Am I freakin' Puerto Rican or Dominican? Turk: The thing is guys remember facts Like what Derek Jeter hit last year, which was three-oh-three! And that is why our brains are maxed And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities! Carla: Well, thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man Turk: Let's talk about your job and not the fact that you're... Carla: Dominican! Turk: You're not staying home from work Carla: Will that make you happy, Turk? Turk: I'll support you if you choose to earn the Benjamins Carla: Then I'll return to work today! Now, you're sure that that's okay? Turk: I say si in Dominican! And Puerto Rican! Carla: Turk! Turk: But you're Dominican! Thanks to Brittany for these lyrics Thanks to Charlotte for these lyrics
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Copy to Clipboard: Carla: I've had it up to here So let me make it very clear Because I swear I'll never clue you in again Every time that you profess I come from Puerto Rico -- Turk: Yes? Carla: For the last time, Turk, I'm Dominican! Turk: Don't make a big to-do I was simply testing you Carla: Then why'd you tell J.D. our baby's blaxican? Turk: Babe, you know I know the truth Carla: Well, I need a little proof So list all you know about me, or no sex again Turk: Uh... Let's see... Your name is Carla Carla: Oh, yes Turk: You are Latina Carla: Impressive Turk: You're a nurse, your mother's dead And, wait -- I got it! Three sisters Carla: Turk! Turk: Two sisters? Well, I'm sure you have a brother who's a huge jerk-off! Carla: Tell me, what's my middle name? Turk: Okay, I'm tired of this game Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again But it's not just me who gets mixed up By all this crazy ethnic stuff! Todd: Sorry, even I know, she's Dominican! Boo-ya! Carla: Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan? How long before we met was I in medicine? Was our wedding song the Beatles or Led Zeppelin? Am I freakin' Puerto Rican or Dominican? Turk: The thing is guys remember facts Like what Derek Jeter hit last year, which was three-oh-three! And that is why our brains are maxed And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities! Carla: Well, thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man Turk: Let's talk about your job and not the fact that you're... Carla: Dominican! Turk: You're not staying home from work Carla: Will that make you happy, Turk? Turk: I'll support you if you choose to earn the Benjamins Carla: Then I'll return to work today! Now, you're sure that that's okay? Turk: I say si in Dominican! And Puerto Rican! Carla: Turk! Turk: But you're Dominican! Thanks to Brittany for these lyrics Thanks to Charlotte for these lyrics
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