Hawaiian songs that don't sound Hawaiian Man, it's so hot down here that I'm frying Two eggs on the sidewalk, it's a hundred in the shade Sippin' on a soda, man, you guys got it made
Elvis in Hawaii with G.I. Joe Tourists in grass skirts dancing by the ocean Home Shopping Network in a neon glow Umbrellas in my drink while you're rubbing in the lotion Hawaiian songs that don't sound Hawaiian And lonely young girls in their rooms left crying Forgotten birthdays and mislayed plans "Dear John" letters and neon tans
Faded old postcards from far away places Ice box winters with ten feet of snow The smoky old bar rooms and the hollowed faces I'd rather be where the balmy breezes blow Hawaiian songs that don't sound Hawaiian The only things certain are taxes and dying Family vacations and mislayed plans "Dear John" letters and neon tans
We got vodka from Russia and Iowa corn Nagasaki sushi and cigars from Cuba Computer romance and internet porn I dream of beaches with long boards and scuba Hawaiian songs that don't sound Hawaiian Man, it's so cold up here that I'm crying Don't put your tongue on a flagpole it might rip off the skin I'm drinking bargain priced vodka and eating hot dogs from the tin
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Elvis in Hawaii with G.I. Joe Tourists in grass skirts dancing by the ocean Home Shopping Network in a neon glow Umbrellas in my drink while you're rubbing in the lotion Hawaiian songs that don't sound Hawaiian And lonely young girls in their rooms left crying Forgotten birthdays and mislayed plans "Dear John" letters and neon tans
Faded old postcards from far away places Ice box winters with ten feet of snow The smoky old bar rooms and the hollowed faces I'd rather be where the balmy breezes blow Hawaiian songs that don't sound Hawaiian The only things certain are taxes and dying Family vacations and mislayed plans "Dear John" letters and neon tans
We got vodka from Russia and Iowa corn Nagasaki sushi and cigars from Cuba Computer romance and internet porn I dream of beaches with long boards and scuba Hawaiian songs that don't sound Hawaiian Man, it's so cold up here that I'm crying Don't put your tongue on a flagpole it might rip off the skin I'm drinking bargain priced vodka and eating hot dogs from the tin
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