Pirelli: I~~~~! Am Adolfo Pirelli, The King of da Barbers, da barber of kings-! Eh, buongiorno, good day! I blow you a kiss~! --AND I~~~!!! The so-famous Pirelli, I wish-a to know-a Who has-a da nerve-a to SAY--! --My elixir is PISS!? WHO SAYS THIS.
Sweeney: I do. Im Mr. Sweeney Todd, of Fleet Street. I have opened a bottle of Pirellis Elixir, and I say to you, that is nothing but an arrant fraud concocted from piss and ink.
Furthermore, signor I have serviced no kings, yet Ill wager that I can shave a cheek with ten times more dexterity, than any street mountebank.
Pirelli: You HEAR this foolish man. Now PLEASE, you will see, how he will-a REGRET-a HIS-a FOLLY!
Sweeney: Whos for a free shave?
(crowd cheers)
Sweeney: Will Beadle Bamford be the judge?
Beadle: GLAD as ALWAYS to oblige my FRIENDS and NEIGHBOURS
--The fastest, SMOOTHEST shave, is the WINNER!
(whistle blows)
Now, signorini, signori, we mix-a da lather But first you gather around -- Signorini, signori, you looking a man Who have had-a da glory to shave-a da Pope! Mister Sweeney-Whoever, I beg-a your pardon Youll probably say it was only a cardinalNOPE! It was-a da POPE!
To shave-a da face, to cut-a da hair Require a grace, require da flair; For if-a you slip, you nick da skin, You clip-a da chin, you rip-a da lip, a bit Beyond-a repair!
To shave-a da face, or even a part Without da smart, require the HEART~~ Not just-a da FLASH; it take-a PANACHE It take-a da passion for da art!
To shave-a da face, to trim-a da beard To make-a da BRISTLE, clean like a WHISTLE This is from early infancy, the talent give to ME~ by GOD!
It take-a da skill! It take-a da BRAINS! It take-a da WILL, to take-a da PAINS--! It take-a da pace, it take-a da GRA~~~~~~~~~~~~CE!!!!!
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Copy to Clipboard: Pirelli: I~~~~! Am Adolfo Pirelli, The King of da Barbers, da barber of kings-! Eh, buongiorno, good day! I blow you a kiss~! --AND I~~~!!! The so-famous Pirelli, I wish-a to know-a Who has-a da nerve-a to SAY--! --My elixir is PISS!? WHO SAYS THIS.
Sweeney: I do. Im Mr. Sweeney Todd, of Fleet Street. I have opened a bottle of Pirellis Elixir, and I say to you, that is nothing but an arrant fraud concocted from piss and ink.
Furthermore, signor I have serviced no kings, yet Ill wager that I can shave a cheek with ten times more dexterity, than any street mountebank.
Pirelli: You HEAR this foolish man. Now PLEASE, you will see, how he will-a REGRET-a HIS-a FOLLY!
Sweeney: Whos for a free shave?
(crowd cheers)
Sweeney: Will Beadle Bamford be the judge?
Beadle: GLAD as ALWAYS to oblige my FRIENDS and NEIGHBOURS
--The fastest, SMOOTHEST shave, is the WINNER!
(whistle blows)
Now, signorini, signori, we mix-a da lather But first you gather around -- Signorini, signori, you looking a man Who have had-a da glory to shave-a da Pope! Mister Sweeney-Whoever, I beg-a your pardon Youll probably say it was only a cardinalNOPE! It was-a da POPE!
To shave-a da face, to cut-a da hair Require a grace, require da flair; For if-a you slip, you nick da skin, You clip-a da chin, you rip-a da lip, a bit Beyond-a repair!
To shave-a da face, or even a part Without da smart, require the HEART~~ Not just-a da FLASH; it take-a PANACHE It take-a da passion for da art!
To shave-a da face, to trim-a da beard To make-a da BRISTLE, clean like a WHISTLE This is from early infancy, the talent give to ME~ by GOD!
It take-a da skill! It take-a da BRAINS! It take-a da WILL, to take-a da PAINS--! It take-a da pace, it take-a da GRA~~~~~~~~~~~~CE!!!!!
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