As a little boy I dreamed of playing Rock and Roll Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold Seven figure income from a six string guitar Dating gorgeous women and drivin' custom cars Then it happened when my record went gold Then I'm thinking what'll I do when I get old? Can't live forever as the King of Rock That's why I'm investing in some blue chip stocks
I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs I'm a rock and roller with financial security SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
I'm a modern rebel with a cause I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws My fans are reading 'bout me in the Rolling Stone While I'm talking to my broker on the telephone. On stage I run around like some animal But all my money's in a compound annual This life is dangerous but I don't care 'Cause I got insurance on my guitar and my hair!
I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs I'm a rock and roller with financial security SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
We used to be such a happy band.. Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan But Phil choked on his vomit And then Nick choked on his vomit And then Stan choked on his vomit And then so did Bob.
WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!
Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me 'Cause now I'm getting all their royalties They would have spent them on women and booze But me I got commodities that just won't lose!
The things in life that I appreciate Are any stocks and bonds that won't depreciate My stocks are healthy and my bankroll's high Rock and roll and real estate will never die!
I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs I'm a rock and roller with financial security SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs I'm a rock and roller with financial security SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity!!!
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I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs I'm a rock and roller with financial security SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
I'm a modern rebel with a cause I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws My fans are reading 'bout me in the Rolling Stone While I'm talking to my broker on the telephone. On stage I run around like some animal But all my money's in a compound annual This life is dangerous but I don't care 'Cause I got insurance on my guitar and my hair!
I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs I'm a rock and roller with financial security SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
We used to be such a happy band.. Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan But Phil choked on his vomit And then Nick choked on his vomit And then Stan choked on his vomit And then so did Bob.
WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!
Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me 'Cause now I'm getting all their royalties They would have spent them on women and booze But me I got commodities that just won't lose!
The things in life that I appreciate Are any stocks and bonds that won't depreciate My stocks are healthy and my bankroll's high Rock and roll and real estate will never die!
I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs I'm a rock and roller with financial security SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs I'm a rock and roller with financial security SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity!!!
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