I hate the skydome and the CN Tower too I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo The rents too high, the airs unclean The beaches are dirty and the people are mean And the women are big and the men are dumb An the children are loopy cuz they live in a slum The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork They dress real bad and they think they're New York In Toronto, Ontario
"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa London sucks and the Great Lakes suck And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
I took a trip to ONtario to visit Brian Mulrooney He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the orgon at the time!"
Ontariio Sucks
"actually, now tha I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country!Except Alberta, yeah I love Alberta, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt"
I hate Newfoundland cuz they talk so weird And Prince Edward Island is too small Nova Scotia's dumb cuz its the name of a bank New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks,
"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. NOw isn't that stupid!?"
Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old And as for the territories, they're too cold!
And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that its right next to us!"
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Copy to Clipboard: I hate the skydome and the CN Tower too I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo The rents too high, the airs unclean The beaches are dirty and the people are mean And the women are big and the men are dumb An the children are loopy cuz they live in a slum The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork They dress real bad and they think they're New York In Toronto, Ontario
"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa London sucks and the Great Lakes suck And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
I took a trip to ONtario to visit Brian Mulrooney He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the orgon at the time!"
Ontariio Sucks
"actually, now tha I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country!Except Alberta, yeah I love Alberta, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt"
I hate Newfoundland cuz they talk so weird And Prince Edward Island is too small Nova Scotia's dumb cuz its the name of a bank New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks,
"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. NOw isn't that stupid!?"
Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old And as for the territories, they're too cold!
And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that its right next to us!"
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