Okay its Guinness Book of World Records time I smoke a joint tonight I smoke a joint tonight Me and all these dinosaurs is blazin blunts tonight We blazin blunts tonight We blazin blunts tonight Me and all these dinosaurs is on a hunt tonight (verse 1) I only spit this one time so let me take it slow I started to get high about an hour ago, but then the buzzer rang, I looked out the peephole It was a whole bunch of raptors and they just won't go I stepped back and the knocks I just tried to ignore Thought I was safe but they knew how to open doors and without even asking they just came on in started smokin' my weed and then they called their friends. (chorus 1) I smoke a joint tonight I smoke a joint tonight Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight We rollin' bones tonight We rollin' bones tonight Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight (full chorus) I smoke a spliff tonight I smoke a spliff tonight Me and these dinosaurs is gettin' freakin' ripped tonight We gettin' faced tonight We gettin' faced tonight And all these dinosaurs is crashin' at my place tonight (verse 2) An Allisaurus in the corner tryin' to pack the bong Hot boxin' in the john with a teridon Now a compy and a stega startin' to get it on But I can barely move because this weeds' the bomb A kellasaurus makin' smores and eatin' lucky charms The pterodactyl took my whole bag of pepper ridge farms T-rex just went and set off the fire alarm and now he can't get it out because he's got little arms (chorus 1, 1x) (verse 3) Now my neighbors on the phone said she called the cops and this really freaked out the triceratops He's tryin' climb out the window and we yellin' stop cause I'm on the fifth floor and it's a heck of a drop We heard a knock then the cops said they wanted in Then the cirolliphus tried to go and talk to them but he made things worse cause he reeked of weed and gin but luckily the laphasaurus quickly jumped on in. They said we were too loud and that folks were in bed. The laph' told the cops we would be quiet and said But then they shined the light and asked why his eyes were red. We were busted, so thats when he bit of their heads (repeat full chorus 1x) Yeahhh first rap song about gettin' high with dinosaurs you're welcome... internet Thanks to Danumms for these lyrics
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Copy to Clipboard: Okay its Guinness Book of World Records time I smoke a joint tonight I smoke a joint tonight Me and all these dinosaurs is blazin blunts tonight We blazin blunts tonight We blazin blunts tonight Me and all these dinosaurs is on a hunt tonight (verse 1) I only spit this one time so let me take it slow I started to get high about an hour ago, but then the buzzer rang, I looked out the peephole It was a whole bunch of raptors and they just won't go I stepped back and the knocks I just tried to ignore Thought I was safe but they knew how to open doors and without even asking they just came on in started smokin' my weed and then they called their friends. (chorus 1) I smoke a joint tonight I smoke a joint tonight Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight We rollin' bones tonight We rollin' bones tonight Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight (full chorus) I smoke a spliff tonight I smoke a spliff tonight Me and these dinosaurs is gettin' freakin' ripped tonight We gettin' faced tonight We gettin' faced tonight And all these dinosaurs is crashin' at my place tonight (verse 2) An Allisaurus in the corner tryin' to pack the bong Hot boxin' in the john with a teridon Now a compy and a stega startin' to get it on But I can barely move because this weeds' the bomb A kellasaurus makin' smores and eatin' lucky charms The pterodactyl took my whole bag of pepper ridge farms T-rex just went and set off the fire alarm and now he can't get it out because he's got little arms (chorus 1, 1x) (verse 3) Now my neighbors on the phone said she called the cops and this really freaked out the triceratops He's tryin' climb out the window and we yellin' stop cause I'm on the fifth floor and it's a heck of a drop We heard a knock then the cops said they wanted in Then the cirolliphus tried to go and talk to them but he made things worse cause he reeked of weed and gin but luckily the laphasaurus quickly jumped on in. They said we were too loud and that folks were in bed. The laph' told the cops we would be quiet and said But then they shined the light and asked why his eyes were red. We were busted, so thats when he bit of their heads (repeat full chorus 1x) Yeahhh first rap song about gettin' high with dinosaurs you're welcome... internet Thanks to Danumms for these lyrics
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