Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end? That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend And where'd you get those shoes? I think they're pretty lame Would you stop talking 'cause I'm trying to watch the game
If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life These are the things you don't say to your wife
I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday I didn't ask you 'cause I knew it'd be OK Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show I taped it over our old wedding video
If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life These are the things you don't say to your wife
Your cooking is OK but not like mother makes The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill? Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill
If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life These are the things you don't say to your wife If your a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife These are the things you don't say to your wife
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If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life These are the things you don't say to your wife
I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday I didn't ask you 'cause I knew it'd be OK Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show I taped it over our old wedding video
If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life These are the things you don't say to your wife
Your cooking is OK but not like mother makes The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill? Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill
If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life These are the things you don't say to your wife If your a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife These are the things you don't say to your wife
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