If I was chicken I''d cluckity cluck, but because I'm not chicken I don't give a fuck!I bend over take a shit on the kitchen floor, everybody starts clapping shouting for more.So I go and take a piss on my grandma's teeth, everybody stares wide eyed in disbelief.[Chorus:]You're an idiot! That's right, I'm a fuckin' idiot. I like to act out like a fool.I'm an idiot. At school I like to act like an idiot, people like to laugh,but most think I'm an idiot.If I was a cheetah, I'd run real fast, but...I'm not a cheeta I'm a pain in the ass.Like to drink whiskey like to smoke grass, I drove into a tree just to see shit crash.Jumped on a stage to be like Mama Cass, I stuck a bottle rocket deep in my ass,I lit the fuse that's what I call a "bum blast", I whack off in a Ferari so I can cum fast.[Chorus]I went to Batswana to buy some Marijuana, ghetto blaster blastin' Afrika Bambaataa,I took the wrong bus and went to Ensanada, so I had a siesta and ate ate an enchelada.I went to tahiti got b usted for grafitti, they gave me forty lashes and now I'm bleedin'They beat me so hard that my hair's receding, they said "Ching chang chong" but I didn't get the meanin'.[Chorus][Chorus: continues, scratching, etc.]
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Copy to Clipboard: If I was chicken I''d cluckity cluck, but because I'm not chicken I don't give a fuck!I bend over take a shit on the kitchen floor, everybody starts clapping shouting for more.So I go and take a piss on my grandma's teeth, everybody stares wide eyed in disbelief.[Chorus:]You're an idiot! That's right, I'm a fuckin' idiot. I like to act out like a fool.I'm an idiot. At school I like to act like an idiot, people like to laugh,but most think I'm an idiot.If I was a cheetah, I'd run real fast, but...I'm not a cheeta I'm a pain in the ass.Like to drink whiskey like to smoke grass, I drove into a tree just to see shit crash.Jumped on a stage to be like Mama Cass, I stuck a bottle rocket deep in my ass,I lit the fuse that's what I call a "bum blast", I whack off in a Ferari so I can cum fast.[Chorus]I went to Batswana to buy some Marijuana, ghetto blaster blastin' Afrika Bambaataa,I took the wrong bus and went to Ensanada, so I had a siesta and ate ate an enchelada.I went to tahiti got b usted for grafitti, they gave me forty lashes and now I'm bleedin'They beat me so hard that my hair's receding, they said "Ching chang chong" but I didn't get the meanin'.[Chorus][Chorus: continues, scratching, etc.]
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