mmm mmm mmm mmm You know, the Rock is gonna tell you a little story, You ain't gonna believe it, But he's gonna tell you anyway It's tough to be The Rock No, no, no shut your mouth, no no, it really is Even though The Rock is, The Rock is the most electrifying man in all of showbiz You see, when The Rock gets too much, Too much of the fame and all the bright lights He likes to kick back and have a slice of that unadulterated delight Welcome to Rick’s bakery, can I help…Wait a minute, aren’t you the famous Rock? Yeah, The Rock, the people’s champ in the house, what’s happening Slick? Oh God dang, how are ya doing, oh, you gotta take a picture before you leave Woah, woah, woah, The Rock doesn’t wanna take pictures, The Rock just wants a piece of pie, have ya got any of that in this bakery? Oh, I’ve got every kind of pie you can think of I got strawberry pie, blueberry pie, apple pie (blueberry, what?) No no no, woah woah woah, Actually Slick, it doesn’t matter what type of pie you have Let the Rock tell you a little story about pie Driving down south, though quickly aroused When my car caught a flat near this old farmhouse I hope somebody’s home, taking a chance at it Knocked on the door and this fine chick answered You’re the Rock! Can I use the phone? I’m shaking Sure, if you’ll try some of this pie I’m baking Daisy Duke shorts on, 5 foot stood, I said sure, what the heck, I mean it did smell good So she called Rock in the kitchen towards the vapour There’s a grandmother, aunt and a Chinese neighbour? Well the Rock is gonna tell you again, Kids, it’s tough to be the Rock Yeah, The Rock knows that might sound crass Oh, and by the way, all you jabronis in the locker room, You can all come and kiss The Rock’s ass ‘Cos you know, after the Rock lays the smack down On some big fat ugly hermaphrodite The Rock needs a little distraction And a slice that sounds just right. The Rock said “Thanks ladies” and more kind words Grandmother said “be polite, eat mine first” So I sat down and tried hers, she looked quite glad Had a strange taste of mold, but it wasn’t so bad That’s right, The Rock having pie in the country Devoured hers and aunt’s and still I was hungry “That's all?” Rock said, bored and reading the papers Till finally, a plate of the next door neighbour’s Gulped it down fast, cos it really did please I mean it tasted so good, Rock was talking Chinese That good pie Oh, that’s the pie you was talking about! Oh yeah, the Rock knows the millions can smell it now It’s tough to be The Rock, No, no, no, no it really is Because you all know the Rock is the most electrifying man in all of showbiz You see, when The Rock gets too much, Too much of the fame and all the bright lights He loves to kick back and have a slice, No, no, no, no, no, no The Rock is gonna eat the whole damn pie!
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mmm mmm mmm mmm You know, the Rock is gonna tell you a little story, You ain't gonna believe it, But he's gonna tell you anyway It's tough to be The Rock No, no, no shut your mouth, no no, it really is Even though The Rock is, The Rock is the most electrifying man in all of showbiz You see, when The Rock gets too much, Too much of the fame and all the bright lights He likes to kick back and have a slice of that unadulterated delight Welcome to Rick’s bakery, can I help…Wait a minute, aren’t you the famous Rock? Yeah, The Rock, the people’s champ in the house, what’s happening Slick? Oh God dang, how are ya doing, oh, you gotta take a picture before you leave Woah, woah, woah, The Rock doesn’t wanna take pictures, The Rock just wants a piece of pie, have ya got any of that in this bakery? Oh, I’ve got every kind of pie you can think of I got strawberry pie, blueberry pie, apple pie (blueberry, what?) No no no, woah woah woah, Actually Slick, it doesn’t matter what type of pie you have Let the Rock tell you a little story about pie Driving down south, though quickly aroused When my car caught a flat near this old farmhouse I hope somebody’s home, taking a chance at it Knocked on the door and this fine chick answered You’re the Rock! Can I use the phone? I’m shaking Sure, if you’ll try some of this pie I’m baking Daisy Duke shorts on, 5 foot stood, I said sure, what the heck, I mean it did smell good So she called Rock in the kitchen towards the vapour There’s a grandmother, aunt and a Chinese neighbour? Well the Rock is gonna tell you again, Kids, it’s tough to be the Rock Yeah, The Rock knows that might sound crass Oh, and by the way, all you jabronis in the locker room, You can all come and kiss The Rock’s ass ‘Cos you know, after the Rock lays the smack down On some big fat ugly hermaphrodite The Rock needs a little distraction And a slice that sounds just right. The Rock said “Thanks ladies” and more kind words Grandmother said “be polite, eat mine first” So I sat down and tried hers, she looked quite glad Had a strange taste of mold, but it wasn’t so bad That’s right, The Rock having pie in the country Devoured hers and aunt’s and still I was hungry “That's all?” Rock said, bored and reading the papers Till finally, a plate of the next door neighbour’s Gulped it down fast, cos it really did please I mean it tasted so good, Rock was talking Chinese That good pie Oh, that’s the pie you was talking about! Oh yeah, the Rock knows the millions can smell it now It’s tough to be The Rock, No, no, no, no it really is Because you all know the Rock is the most electrifying man in all of showbiz You see, when The Rock gets too much, Too much of the fame and all the bright lights He loves to kick back and have a slice, No, no, no, no, no, no The Rock is gonna eat the whole damn pie!
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