Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll) With all it’s yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football) But there’s one thing I’d like to say... Is that I hate christmas day (I got a rock!)
It’s time for everybody to have a christmas party Everyone but me I’ll step outside boycott your office party No secret santa for me Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway
Cuz I don’t wanna go, where happy days are snow I’d rather stay where frosty melts in the sun July 4 parade A lynchburg lemonade An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)
Chorus Deck the halls with bells of holly ’tis the season to be jolly but, I hate christmas I’m glad it only comes one time a year
Its time for everybody to head out christmas shopping Everyone but me I’ll stay inside No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me And it makes my gifts so easy to hide I don’t wanna go where shopping lines are slow I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)
Chorus Deck the halls with bells of holly ’tis the season to be jolly but, I hate christmas I’m glad it only comes one time a year
It was the night before christmas and all through the house All the creatures was chillin like flint drinkin stout I woke from my sleep, heard ’here comes the boom’ I knew that santa would be comin’ soon On dascher on donner, commit, on blitzen I yelled ’shut up ya’ll,’ but they wouldn’t listen And then he came down with his belly of jello He says "where the ladies at cuz I’m a real jolly fellow" Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight Merry christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night
Chorus Deck the halls with bells of holly ’tis the season to be jolly but, I hate christmas I’m glad it only comes one time a year
Chorus Deck the halls with bells of holly ’tis the season to be jolly but, I hate christmas I’m glad it only comes one time a year
Cuz I hate christmas, I’m glad it only comes one time a year
Cuz I hate christmas, I’m glad it only comes one time a year
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Copy to Clipboard: Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll) With all it’s yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football) But there’s one thing I’d like to say... Is that I hate christmas day (I got a rock!)
It’s time for everybody to have a christmas party Everyone but me I’ll step outside boycott your office party No secret santa for me Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway
Cuz I don’t wanna go, where happy days are snow I’d rather stay where frosty melts in the sun July 4 parade A lynchburg lemonade An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)
Chorus Deck the halls with bells of holly ’tis the season to be jolly but, I hate christmas I’m glad it only comes one time a year
Its time for everybody to head out christmas shopping Everyone but me I’ll stay inside No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me And it makes my gifts so easy to hide I don’t wanna go where shopping lines are slow I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)
Chorus Deck the halls with bells of holly ’tis the season to be jolly but, I hate christmas I’m glad it only comes one time a year
It was the night before christmas and all through the house All the creatures was chillin like flint drinkin stout I woke from my sleep, heard ’here comes the boom’ I knew that santa would be comin’ soon On dascher on donner, commit, on blitzen I yelled ’shut up ya’ll,’ but they wouldn’t listen And then he came down with his belly of jello He says "where the ladies at cuz I’m a real jolly fellow" Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight Merry christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night
Chorus Deck the halls with bells of holly ’tis the season to be jolly but, I hate christmas I’m glad it only comes one time a year
Chorus Deck the halls with bells of holly ’tis the season to be jolly but, I hate christmas I’m glad it only comes one time a year
Cuz I hate christmas, I’m glad it only comes one time a year
Cuz I hate christmas, I’m glad it only comes one time a year
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